Viruses

Well, many of you know, and have actually experienced that very evil power of computer viruses. They come in many different flavors, very nasty flavors, in my humble opinion. Like dirt, and dust, and cowpies, and snot. Yeah. They're horrible. Everybody hates them. They don't help anybody out. They are stupid.

So, these stupid, retarded people who have nothing better to do than to come up with these amazingly stupid viruses, are very much wasting their time. Why don't they go out and get a stinkin' job? Do something that's worthwhile. The point of people going around doing harmful things to people and their objects is to see the pain inflicted, the suffering those people go through. But, these people who get viruses on their computers share only their grief with friends and family. Those dumb people who made these viruses never see the faces of their victims. They never see the agonizing pain of these people who's 50-page term paper just got deleted. So, why do they do it? Yeah, it may be for publicity. But what kind is that. They don't want to be caught, or they'll get some severe penalties. I mean, if it were to be on "Good Morning America" or "20/20", these virus programmers will see that their virus is on t.v. for everybody to see, but they can't tell anybody. And if they do, who would stinkin' believe him. Well, those who want to send him to jail may believe him.

Why do they do it? It's one of the stupidest and most pointless things. And what if they send this virus out, and it eventually gets back to them? Do they know how to get rid of the virus? If they do, then they should look for a job with Norton anti-virus. Or, do they feel the pains and afflictions their own virus will bring them?

Or, is this some huge government ploy? To see the power of viruses, maybe testing them on American households to see the power of them, and if they can be stopped. So one day they can use a massive virus on an enemy to totally destroy their computer units and such. Or, are these viruses sent out by computer companies, so that eventually their customers' computers will not work properly, and they will eventually go and buy another computer? If that's true, than those computer companies are evil blood-sucking corporations. Too bad these stinkin' viruses cannot be stopped.

And for the future, are we going to be looking at viruses that do a heck of a lot more damage? One's that can completely destroy a computer's programming by just turning the computer on? When will this madness end, if ever? And who will step up and put an end, or a very very strong fight against these virus-making vampires?